I forget, because honestly I just couldn’t give a fuck, but I think this Woodman guy’s first name is Pierre. Whatever it is, doesn;t matter so let’s call him Pierre Woodman.
So Pierre is a middle-aged man, in fact it feels like he’s been a middle aged man forever, he is realistically likely just an old man by now, but he’s not quite grey yet. Not a lot at least. He’s actually really hairy and has a beer belly. He seems to be a reasonably nice guy as you often hear him interview the girls.
Maybe he is attractive and I just can’t tell cause I’m a guy. He’s definitely nothing like Ron Jeremy who, even though I’m a guy, almost causes me to vomit a little in mouth when I just see him he’s that creepy.
It’s just staggering how Pierry gets to fuck all these hot girls in these castings. Perhaps money can’t buy you love, but it sure can buy you a lot of fun which really doesn’t sound like a terrible substitute to me.